Politicians as Cats, Oklahoma Senators edition

James Lankpurr (OK / R), by Anthony Pego Thinks being a dog is a choice.  Chairman of the Subcommittee of Ankle Attacks
James Lankpurr (OK / R)
Thinks being a dog is a choice.
Chairman of the Subcommittee of Ankle Attacks

 

Jim "Oatmeal" Incough (OK / R), by Pego  Chairman of US Senate Committee on Litterboxes and Floor Gaps "Litter box change is a hoax."
Jim “Oatmeal” Incough (OK / R)
Chairman of US Senate Committee on Litterboxes and Floor Gaps
“Litter box change is a hoax.”

 

So for my birthday today I thought I’d give the good people of the Internet and my friends a gift, instead of begging for shots of whiskey made in more northern states at the Red Dog (a beginners and retiree stripper’s strip club that serves a nice burger here in Okc).  I’m working on a series that exhibits the U. S. Senators as cats, so for my birthday I will give you a preview with my home state’s offerings, Jim Inhofe and James Lankford, with bonus* district representative, Sally Kern and Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin (added by request).  If you enjoy this keep an eye out, I’ll be posting more state senators throughout the year.

 

Anthony Pego

(@BooScience)

BooScience.com

*bonus politician as a cat

 

Sally "Fishes" Purrn (OK district 84 / R)  Profession: Kitten Scolder "Ferrets are an abomination"
Sally “Fishes” Purrn (OK district 84 / R)
Profession: Kitten Scolder
“Ferrets are an abomination”

 

Mary Howlin, Governor of Oklahoma (R)  "Like most Oklahoma felines I do not support the expansion of the definition of tummy rubs"
Mary Howlin, Governor of Oklahoma (R)
“Like most Oklahoma felines I do not support the expansion of the definition of tummy rubs”