Politicians as Cats – Idaho’s state Rep. Vito Arbory (R), Senator Jimbo Jangles Risch (R), Senator Kitty Mike Krapo (R)

 

Idaho state Representative Vito "Teletummies" Arbory (R dist. 2A) Born: basement of the Alamo, 1951 Considered by many to be an activist legislator advocating as cat fact that all cats mouths are directly connected to their anus
Idaho state Representative Vito “Teletummies” Arbory (R dist. 2A)
Born: basement of the Alamo, 1951
Considered by many to be an activist legislator advocating as cat fact that all cats mouth’s are directly connected to their anus

 

 

US Senator Jimbo Jangles Risch (R)  Graduated with a B. S. in Toilet Paper Shredding from the Mewniversity University of Idaho in Mewscow, Idaho.  Serving as: President Pro Tempera
US Senator Jimbo Jangles Risch (R)
Graduated with a B. S. in Toilet Paper Shredding from the Mewniversity University of Idaho in Mewscow, Idaho.
Serving as: President Pro Tempura

 

US Senator Kitty Mike Mittens Krapo (R - Idaho)  Graduated Pawvard Univahsity First self proclaimed lactose intolerant cat to represent Idaho in the Senate Recently featured in CatDUI Weekly for driving under the influence of whole milk (source: Toonses/Mewters)
US Senator Kitty Mike Mittens Krapo (R – Idaho)
Graduated Pawvard Univahsity
First self proclaimed lactose intolerant cat to represent Idaho in the Senate
Recently featured in CatDUI Weekly for driving under the influence of whole milk (source: Toonses/Mewters)

 

Last week Idaho made news on the webs and in my morning coffee when local Rep. Vito Barbieri (R) took time out of a hearing to discuss which hole or holes leads to the vagina in the human female anatomy, whether or not women could just swallow a pill with a camera in it to diagnose a legitimate pregnancy or a lack of Jesus in the heart. ¬†Once educated on the matter I’m sure moved on to more important matters like finding out which entrances to the House he should be using during business hours, honestly I’m not sure, but I love the idea of him sitting there playing with one of those little cameras, wondering not where it had been, but where it could go. Bravo, Idaho, forward thinking like that is what keeps political progress and science swiftly moving forward equitably in the colon of America. Or vagina. Whichever.

Anyway, thanks goes out to Vito for helping me pick which two US State Senators to draw next for my Politicians as Cats series. I owe you one, Vito, just let me know how I can pay you back, just as long as it doesn’t involve doing anything medical in your state.

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http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/gop-lawmaker-flunks-anatomy-101