Robert Lorton III, a former publisher at the Tulsa World, has sprung a secret project upon the World, or rather, built one using its (former) resources. At least four journalists have left the World to take an opportunity offered by the only man who could have saved me time from redrawing Rick Moranis in this Honey I Shrunk The Kids parody. The nature of the media group is unknown, but R. L. III probably didn’t hire 4 or more journalists so his name would be spelled right on his morning coffee.
Personally I hope the new project, dubbed The Frontier, is a 24 hour Uber-like service wherein journalists will come to the location you request from your app, and the journalist will write the blurb, take social media photos, and push out a press release for whatever you need – your morning coffee pontifications, what you’re eating for lunch, perhaps a brief interview of you at your favorite bands concert. Whatever they decide to do, I’m looking forward to drawing more cartoons parodying Rick Moranis movies.
A huge thanks goes to redditor daveac1982 for inspiring the last two comics with a cat wrangling request!