Catification Requests

Norman Oklahoma’s District 44 Rep Emewly Virgin (D), a few catification by request, and The Anatomy of Manspreading

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Oklahoma District 44 Representative Emewly Virgin (D) Okla. Committee Assignments : Mousing Education & Napping Tech, Mewdiciary & Feline Procedure Rep Virgin was recently amended controversial Furball Freedom Act to require business to display prominently if they prefer dogs over cats
Oklahoma District 44 Representative Emewly Virgin (D)
Okla. Committee Assignments : Mousing Education & Napping Tech, Mewdiciary & Feline Procedure
Rep Virgin recently amended controversial Furball Freedom Act to require businesses to display prominently if they prefer dogs over cats

Norman, Oklahoma’s District 44 badass Representative Emily Virgin saved Oklahoma from a lot of legal trouble, embarrassment, and bankruptcy thanks to an ammendment to an ammendment to the Religious Freedom Act of Oklahoma. The piece in question was an ammendment that would potentially allow discrimination against gay and lesbian patrons in Oklahoma, among other minority groups. Representative Virgin simply added a few small details requiring businesses to post in public, everywhere, the exact brand of bigotry that business puts in practice. BRAVO. That is seriously the best play against hate I have ever witnessed in the Oklahoma legislature. Me and all the furry employees at Boo Science hope to see that type of leadership claw it’s way all the way to the top. I’ve got a ladder if anyone gets stuck, but I doubt Virgin will need help navigating the heights of future politics, wherever it takes her.

Second, below are a few “catification”, where people have donated whatever they feel appropriate, then I catify them and donate 10% to the Oklahoma Medical Research Foundation. These are local Okies, who I’ve found make gorgeous cats, so it’s a pleasure to bring you my renditions of people who like cartoon cats for some reason.

Lastly, I doodle a lot. Sometimes it’s about things that largely and specifically only apply to me. I apologize in advance for all future comics that have this quality. The Anatomy of Manspreading comic below is one of those. And for the record, I don’t manspread in public, you fellow lads shouldn’t either, and ladies, keep the purses off empty seats.

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An Okie writer and sleepy cat.
An Okie writer and sleepy cat.

 

Another beautiful Okie catification by BS

 

The Anatomy of Manspreading

NYC Mayoral Candidate John Catsimatidis, Senator Barbara Mewkulski (Maryland – D), Chairman of Lolland-Falster Conservative Youth Nikitty Klæstrup – Politicians as Cats

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NYC Mayoral Candidate John Catsimatidis, Billionaire - R) Has placed bid to buy premiere Mew York tabloid newspaper-based kitty litter manufacturer Mew York Mews Is thought to have the largest collection of celebrity and politician handshake photos in the world
NYC Mayoral Candidate John Catsimatidis, Billionaire – R)
Has placed bid to buy premiere Mew York tabloid newspaper-based kitty litter manufacturer Mew York Mews
Is thought to have the largest collection of celebrity and politician handshake photos in the world

 

Chairman of Lolland-Falster Conservative Youth Nikitty Klæstrup Thinks lower tax rates are necessary because "It should pay to work and do business."  Won an election for the Guldborgsund Municipality under the age of 20 &  then did a series of photo shoots showing her own municipalities
Chairman of Lolland-Falster Conservative Youth Nikitty Klæstrup
Thinks lower tax rates are necessary because “It should pay to work and do business.”
Won an election for the Guldborgsund Municipality under the age of 20 & then did a series of photo shoots showing her own municipalities

 

Senator Barbara Mewkulski (Maryland - D)  Is responsible for changing the Senate house rule that lady felines can't wear pantaloons when in session Wants equal wet cat food for female cats Nursed more Senatorial  female kittens than any other Senator
Senator Barbara Mewkulski (Maryland – D)
Is responsible for changing the Senate house rule that lady felines can’t wear pantaloons when in session
Wants equal wet cat food for female cats
Nursed more Senatorial female kittens than any other Senator

 

A request to catify NYC Mayoral Candidate John Catsimatidis was delivered by Katie Honan over at DNAinfo. After reading up on the Greek billionaire, seeing his face, and then imagining what a billionaire would do with a tabloid newspaper if he bought it right after he lost an election amused me so much I had to draw him. I think it turned out pretty swank. 

 

That accounts for Catsimatidis, which happens to be the only politician so far that didn’t need his or her name catified, and there’s an excellent reason for Senator Barbara Mewkulski, that I’ll get to in a moment, but what about the young Danish political socialite in a dinner setting? Well, I woke up this morning and reddit was briefly alarming some obscure conservative trend setter in Denmark, and then posting a copious volume of her self published scantily clad modeling photos (among plenty of professional and official portraits) along with a furious smattering of half way translated interview responses, profile information and links to her policies. I figured she was so instantly admired for her progressive conservative politics by a traditionally left leaning demographic that she might just be onto something new with her youthful ideas, her perhaps original platforms. Maybe she will get famous, hit a talk circuit and rub off on some of the politicians around here. I’m sure someone out there would love to see Senator Lankford in his most comfy oversized sweater talking about the definition of marriage.

 

And finally, but most importantly, I was just doing my usual Google search for senator cat jokes and a story came across about Maryland Senator Barbara Mikulski has announced she will not be seeking reelection in 2016, effectively retiring as the longest running woman to serve in Congress. Take the time to read over some of her achievements, she has kicked open the doors of progress for women and men alike, doing all sorts of things like making it legal for women Senators to wear pants (no joke), course correcting the federal spending during several crises, all while basically adopting every stray female Senator that ever made her way to the floor. She is highly respected and I’m sad I didn’t know who she was sooner. Hopefully she achieves her final goals, one of which is to achieve equal pay for women. Seriously, read up on her, she’s a badass who made this a better country with her service. 

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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2015/03/02/barbara-mikulski-retires-senate/24252897/

 

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/03/03/the-supermarket-billionaire-who-wants-to-buy-the-daily-news.html

 

https://instagram.com/nikitaklaestrup

 

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2xwixa/the_girl_to_the_left_is_the_danish_politician/

 

(NOT SAFE FOR WORK photos of Nikita) http://imgur.com/a/knGCv

 

Politicians as Cats requests filled – NY Mayor Bill de Clawsio (D), Nevada Assemblywoman Mewchele Fiore (R), Former Oklahoma Rep. Joe Dorman (D)

Former Oklahoma Representative and Governor Candidate Joe Dormew (D) (with Okie political junkie Mandy Melton) 

Advocated for shoe box shelters in every household for kittens

Is thought to currently be writing a tell all book describing the state of the sock drawer
Mayor Bill de Clawsio (NY - D)  Member of the Mew York Council for a Good Time Introduced plan to reduce complaints about New York carbon emissions by planting aggressive, Unionized tree sprouts genetically modified to use lethal force against the publicly disenfranchised
Mayor Bill de Clawsio (NY – D)
Member of the Mew York Council for a Good Time
Introduced plan to reduce complaints about New York carbon emissions by planting aggressive, Unionized tree sprouts genetically modified to use lethal force against the publicly disenfranchised

 

Nevada Assemblywoman Mewchele Fiore (R)  Committee : Assembly for the Eradication of Portobello in People Is noted as the only Republican feline to vote for the legalization of catnip and inter-household-pet marriage
Nevada Assemblywoman Mewchele Fiore (R)
Committee : Assembly for the Eradication of Portobello in People
Is noted as the only Republican feline to vote for the legalization of catnip and inter-household-pet marriage

 

Former Oklahoma Representative and Governor Candidate Joe Dormew (D) (with Okie political junkie Mandy Melton)  Advocated for shoe box shelters in every household for kittens Is thought to currently be writing a tell all book describing the state of the sock drawer
Former Oklahoma Representative and Governor Candidate Joe Dormew (D) (with Okie political junkie Mandy Mewton)
Advocated for shoe box shelters in every household for kittens
Is thought to currently be writing a tell all book describing the state of the sock drawer

 

Since I started drawing politicians as cats a few weeks ago I’ve received a few requests. These are a few, some others were US Senators that will be done this week, but I’d like to keep the names a secret until they’re done. It’s more fun that way. Til then I had a blast learning about de Blasio (cat named by @HowardHalle of timeout.com) and his incredibly confusing career as Mayor in New York. I found an ancient photo of the guy from the old college days, or perhaps volunteering at a wig making factory, it’s hard to tell because of the lack of pixels. I do know I have had a fro myself and I know how difficult maintaining such great heights on helmet prone hair can be, so the photo I needed to work from was obvious.

 

Assemblywoman Michele Fiore (Nevada R) believes humans are a fungus and we should stop spending so much money on expensive treatment and just flush each other occasionally with salt water. There’s just nothing I can saw about that without sobbing mathematically, so I won’t.

 

As far as Dorman goes, we just really like him around here, despite his recent troubling lack of participation in all Oklahoma things that are political. I miss a groomed orange beard telling us what the kids need but definitely won’t get. I hope we see him again very soon. Until then, let me know below who you want catified. I just might include it in the next request fulfillment. 

 

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2015/02/26/the-people-who-believe-salt-water-and-baking-soda-can-cure-cancer/

Request for de Clawsio – http://www.timeout.com/newyork/blog/artist-renders-state-pols-as-new-york-kitties